Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Good Luck Charlie

Since the last time we got together Netflix has added two new TV shows.
A.N.T Farm-A Disney Chanel show
Hardcover Mysteries-A documentary style show that talks about the real life mysteries behind popular fiction

Since neither of those appealed to me, I thought I'd flip the script a little bit. So we have our first "Last Chance!"  Good Luck Charlie will expire on May 2nd, and since there is only two seasons, I suppose you could catch up if you wanted.

"Good Luck Charlie" takes off as the Mom of 9 month old Charlie is about to start back at work. The implications of Charlie's addition to the family are still strangely stark considering she's been around for nine months. Charlie has three siblings, Teddy, who is surprised she has to cancel her study date so she can help babysit, Gabe who claims that Charlie's addition as the youngest "ruined his life," and PJ who is played as being so oblivious he probably doesn't realize he has a baby sister yet.

The show is narrated by a series of home videos by Teddy to her older brother Charlie, which was the only highlight. The show plays to such obvious jokes, as a study date which everyone thinks is romantically motivated. Teddy's date in fact sinks to such levels that he stretches his arm, and then puts it around her. The teenage son has an off pitch garage band. Dad, Bob, fell down the stairs and hurt his butt.

"Good Luck Charlie" is a sitcom for children because they're the only ones who haven't seen these familiar tropes already. It was cute, and aside from my artistic sensibilities it was completely inoffensive, but without an 8 year old in the house, it just isn't for me.

Conclusion: Off the queue

Monday, April 16, 2012

Lilyhammer

So I know "Lilyhammer" isn't particularly new to Netflix, it came out about two months ago, but it was the first Netflix original series, and so I wanted a chance to watch it. "Lilyhammer" is a social turning point for people like me who only watch Netflix, because rather than watching only those shows that have already been used up by others, I'm part of the exclusive club that gets to watch this new show. "Lilyhammer" certainly isn't the show I'll judge Netflix on, for it's new original programming venture, saving those judgments until I can see more anticipated shows like "House of Cards" or the "Arrested Development" reboot. "Lilyhammer" is a 45 minute dramedy, that premiered it's first 8 episodes all at once. Currently there are no stated plans to shoot more.

The show is essentially a simple fish out of water story. A New York City mafia member, decides to testify against his new boss, and goes under the witness protection program to rural Lilyhammer, Norway.

The morning after he arrives, Frank Tagliano opens his door to see a severed sheep's head, he begins to think that he had been found, just as a woman runs down the street because she had dropped her dinner for that night--that's about where this show was at for 45 minutes. Steven Van Zandt from "The Sopranos" makes the comedy work by playing his role with dead seriousness, but at the same time because he never makes a knowing wink to the ridiculousness of the scenario, the show's struggled to settle into a tone. By the end, however, the earnestness Van Zandt plays his character with makes the show charming, and despite the fact that the show features two cultures completely foreign to me clashing, relatable.

The show is slickly produced and the Norwegian settings are gorgeous, but the thick accents and regular subtitles do become distracting. The pacing, was slow enough that I found myself regularly tuning out of the show. It should be noted that Netflix does take ample advantage of producing this show outside of the FCC's jurisdiction. If you're looking for a safe family centered network program, this isn't the show for you. The show had some high points, but it didn't have the atmosphere for a drama, the laughs for a comedy or the energy for a dramedy. I know Netflix has the freedom to try out different types of shows because they don't have the pressure of immediately appealing to a target audience. For this show, however, I'm not sure that it will appeal to much audience at all.

Conclusion: Off the Queue

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Pitch

The Pitch, AMC's reality show based on actual ad agencies, not the 1960's one that usually brings attention to AMC, was added to Netflix just yesterday, April 12th. I almost didn't want to write about this one, since while it is technically a TV show, it is not actually premiering on AMC until April 30th, meaning the only currently available episode is the Pilot. Still my curiosity got the better of me. As you've noticed I'm a sucker for unique distribution channels, and there is no reason to believe that Netflix won't continue to carry the episodes so I thought I would give it a chance.

As a side note, with so many shows that I watch only on Netflix, I'm wondering when I can have a separate queue for TV shows I've caught up on, and only want to know when they get new episodes.

I was skeptical when the pilot began with this line, "The world is not kind to ad agencies. It will chew you up and spit you out if you're not competent." This doesn't sound to me like a unique problem to ad agencies, since it seems like the world is unkind to most incompetent businesses. The show feels more like a traditional documentary in style, but the substance of the show is actually a contrived game that reminded me of pre-celebrity versions of the Apprentice. Two advertising companies have seven days to put together a pitch to win an account. This week the account was with Subway. I'm not going to lie, having the contrived competition element to the show certainly makes it an easier, if less thoughtful  watch for me.

The two companies represent the big city cutting edge "we want to do something you've never seen before" sentiment of WDCW from Los Angeles, who had previous experience working with Quiznos, and the small town McKinney agency from North Carolina that described themselves as a "family." So a little bit of culture war baiting going on.

The assignment was to get 18-24 year olds to eat breakfast at Subway. It was fun to see the inner workings and differences between the two offices, and my inner snob loved listening to the early bad ideas and criticizing them. As it went along, seeing the two visions come to life was exciting. WDCW settled on a campaign about zAMbies, or morning zombies, get it? McKinney had a youtube rapper compose a jingle.

 I won't tell you who won, but the final decision managed to capture some real tension in the room, and I had  grown attached enough to the two companies (I was rooting for McKinney) that I felt like I cared who won.

By the time the show was over, it already felt like an old reliable guilty pleasure. It may not be a show I'm excited to get home and watch, but I know it will dependably wind me down at the end of a long day.

Conclusion: Top of the Queue

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Come Fly With Me

      The full length episodes of the first series of the British Comedy "Come Fly with Me" has been available on Netflix for about two weeks. It is the most readily available the full episodes have been in the US, since when they aired on BBC America they were cut down 6 or 7 minutes each, in order to fit into a normal broadcast time slot. The show has been renewed for a second season that will air this fall.
     The show is a mockumentary, apparently based on a couple of documentaries on Airports that had aired in Britain, I haven't seen either. Because virtually all of the characters are played by either Matt Lucas or David Walliams, including a number characters in black face and cross dressing, as a result the show often felt irreverent and at times even racist. Most of the humor was generated from the outrageous caricatures and their juxtaposition with the deadly serious voice over narrator. One of the characteristic moments was the owner explaining the new customer friendly and easy to use system of getting passengers credit card numbers to give them a life jacket.  This is an absurdist humor, and definitely British and some people will get a huge kick out of it. In fact the show made me guffaw on a couple of occasions. The rest of the time though I was bored. The show has no through story, but is rather just a series of little vignettes. By the time the show was done I was glad to be done with it. If you love British Humor, give it a shot, but as for me...

Conclusion: Off the queue

Monday, April 9, 2012

Jane by Design

     This was a slow weekend TV wise for Netflix, with not a single new TV show being added, but they've been a lot busier over the last week, so this should give me a good chance to do a little catch up.
     On Friday Netflix began offering the first half of the ABC family show "Jane by Design." The release is significant because it is being offered before even the first entire season of episodes has aired on television. It is also significant because the first episodes only finished up a month ago. The TV to Netflix turn around time was especially quick.
    The show acknowledges the amusing fact that almost all actors who play high school students look like they are in their mid 20's. The show uses a simple age mix up, because who knows their co-workers anymore, to get the main character, Jane, a job at fashion house, Donovan Decker. While the show also generates drama because Jane is socially backwards at her high school. In other words (Mach Ado About Nothing+Never Been Kissed)*The Devil Wears Prada. So the pilot felt like a paint by the numbers chick flick retread. That certainly doesn't mean it's irredeemable.
     Andy McDowell plays the head of Donovan Decker like a poor man's Meryl Streep, while Erica Dasher, who play's Jane, does so in a confused bumbling sort of way that leaves me confused as to how anyone would have mistaken her as an employee. The pilot episode also introduces us to Jane's relationship with her brother Ben, her legal guardian since her father died, and her best friend Billy. Both of which she is permitted to have long dialogues with revealing her inward thoughts and feelings.
     The bottom line is that "Jane by Design" is a TV teenage chick flick. It's not terrible, but it certainly won't get anywhere near my playlist again.

Conclusion: Off the queue

Friday, April 6, 2012

Let's Big Happy

The last two days have added a lot of new TV shows on Netflix, though primarily children's shows. Here's the list:


The Adventures of Chuck and Friends, 2010, 2 seasons, Toddlers
Blue Water High, 2005, 3 seasons, Teen Drama
GI Joe: Renegades, 2010, 1 season, Cartoon
Jane by Design, 2012, 1 season, Dramedy
Johnny Test, 2005, 4 seasons, Cartoon
Ken Burns: Baseball, 1994, 1 season, Documentary
Lost Tapes, 2008, 3 seasons, Reality
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 2010, 1 season, Cartoon
Pound Puppies, 2010, 1 season, Cartoon
Transformers Prime, 2010, 1 season, Cartoon
World of Quest, 2008, 1 season, Cartoon

     Netflix is one of several outlets where the new web series Let's Big Happy is premiering. All seven episodes of the first season came on line at once, last Wednesday and started on Netflix a week ago, March 30th. Let's Big Happy may push what we think of when we think of television, since each of the episodes only run eight to thirteen minutes, in fact the entire season is barely only an hour. As we start to move away network commercial television model, but also the basic cable model, I think we're going to be seeing more shows that tell their story in the amount of time they want to, rather than conforming to the twenty two and forty four minute templates. Since I'm often looking for something to fill those ten minutes before bed, or if I got ready to early, and need something to do as I wait for my wife to get ready, I thought a ten minute show may be right up my alley.
     Each episode features a new band. These are actual bands that are looking to get some exposure through the show. The show's basic concept is that a music blogger, Olive, discovers these bands and tries to get them exposure through elaborate stunts. The fun of the show is watching Olive and the band pull off the stunts, while listening to some new music each week.
     The problem is that the show must be sponsored by Taco Bell, so while watching what basically amounts to a commercial for a band, I get to be reminded that someone actually invented the Dorito Taco, several times. In fact the "stunt" for this episode involved driving people to the band by advertising "Free Tacos," although apparently Google wouldn't pony up since the show's internet searches happen on Goochle.
     Angela Sarafyan who plays Olive, is just wacky enough that you would happily call her your friend, and inhibits the character with just the kind of energy you need to make an eight minute show work. At the end of the episode, the bottom line is I liked the show. It was fun, laid back and never took itself seriously. The next time I'm waiting to leave for dinner, I know exactly what I'll be doing.

Verdict: Put in in the Queue

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Adam 12

     "Adam 12" which ran for 8 seasons from the late 60's to the mid 70's, has never had the cultural impact that similar police procedurals such as "Dragnet" (which shares creator Jack Webb with Adam 12) have had, yet the show was certainly long running, and still well remembered. The show was added to Netflix along with a slew of others this past weekend.

     The pilot episode introduces us to the world through the eyes of Jim Reed, a brand new cadet on his first day on the job, being shown the ropes by Pete Malloy, who begins the episode saying that this will be his last day on the job. Even though Jim's lack of knowledge is a regular source of humor, the show still respects him as a character, and his proficiency for police work.

     So many years later with the genre of "realistic" police procedurals having changed so much, it's hard to take this show seriously. In many ways the show at this point seems like a parody of itself. The show doesn't seem to play for laughs very often, and yet I was often chuckling at Malloy's straight man character. In addition the many characters that the police come in contact with are eccentric. As a result the show's reputation for realism seems to have more to do with the show's attention to police detail and jargon. In fact the episode often felt weighted down by the constant facts that Malloy quizes Reed on, and by extension the audience.

     Because the show lacked a single story arc that spanned the entire episode it felt more like police vignettes. In fact, it was short as a 24 minute drama. The character development such as learning why Malloy was leaving the force comes out slowly, and kept me intrigued. The fast moving pace of the show, the interesting characters and what in retrospect feels like light hearted camp, make this show feel like a cute occasional diversion.

Conclusion: Middle of the queue

Monday, April 2, 2012

Traffic Light

Netflix had a busy weekend adding quite a few interesting looking TV shows, as well as a slew of new movies (The most recent Academy Award Winner for Best Animated Picture, Rango, probably the highlight.) On the TV front, however, several classics, as well as some recent shows, that never found much of an audience. Since there's no way I could ever review all of the new TV shows that Netflix adds, let me just let you know what was recently added:

Adam 12, 1968, 7 seasons, half hour Drama
The Chicago Code, 2011, 1 season, Drama
Come Fly With Me, 2010, 1 Season, Sitcom
Friends with Benefits 2010, 1 season, Sitcom
Leave it to Beaver, 1957, 6 seasons, Sitcom (Honestly, if you don't know what Leave it to Beaver is, then thank goodness it's on Netflix)
Light's Out, 2011, 1 season, Drama
Magnum P.I., 1980, seasons 1,2 & 5 available, Drama (Tom Selleck at his finest)
McMillan & Wife, 1971, 6 seasons, Drama
Quincy, M.E., 1976, 8 Seasons, Drama
Sengoku Basara: Samurai Kings, 2009, 1 season, Anime
Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, 1973, 1 season, Children
Traffic Light, 2011 1 season , Sitcom

     Today I decided to review Traffic Light, a recent network sitcom, that only managed to air half a season worth of episodes. It is perhaps most memorable for attempting to make Pam from the Office's ex-fiance Roy (David Denman) a sympathetic character.
     The show deals with three college friends Ethan, Adam and Mike, who still spend much of their free time together, and the three stages of life they are in. Mike has a wife and baby, Adam just moved in with his girlfriend, and Ethan is happily unattached. Most of the sitcom seems to revolve around these differences. The show attempts to make each of the three life styles seem perfect for the occupier, but as a result seems to be contorting itself a little much to have a coherent voice. 
     As a bit of entertainment, I was never particularly amused, but I was distracted for 22 minutes, which I suppose is all I could have expected. The dialogue is quick and witty, and happens often during conference calls when the three friends are sitting at traffic lights. The show doesn't rely on these moments too often, thank goodness, but it's best writing seems to be reserved for them, which is too bad, because having to cut three times just to see all of the characters in a conversation, takes away a lot of the energy that the wit could have generated.
   The Pilot episode focused on how Adam moving in with his girlfriend has changed the dynamics of the group. It relies on pretty simple cliches, such as the friends wanting to go get a beer at the bar, but Adam feeling conflicted because he doesn't want to disappoint his girlfriend at home. The climax of the episode, if you will isAdam getting Mike to dress up as a demonic clown wrestler for his boss' child's bah mitzvah, and getting caught by his wife, whose name I can't remember if that tells you anything about the importance of the characters.. I expect similarly unimaginative looks at these stages of life in future episodes.
    In complete fairness the show was funny, and I laughed out loud four times, which may not be Seinfeld funny, but Seinfeld's not on Netflix. I'll take it.

In Conclusion: Back of the queue

Friday, March 30, 2012

The Sacred Blacksmith

     As a teenager I was always pretty skeptical of anime. It's most popular incantation, at least at my school, was Sailor Moon, so you could understand my skepticism. In recent years however, I've been taken by Hayao Miyazaki's magical movies Tortoro, Ponyo, and Spirited Away as well as by the not quite anime but sort of close The Last Airbender (Which is also available on Netflix) so I thought I'd give the  mini series The Sacred Blacksmith a try. It was added to the Netflix Instant Queue two days ago, March 28, 2012. It is comprised of twelve half hour long episodes. So there is not a lot of commitment required to finish off this one.
     The Sacred Blacksmith is based on a series of Japanese Novels by the same name.
     The movie begins with our main character Cecily Campbell quoting expositional dialogue to herself as she faces down a large ghostly fantastic creature, just as she's about to be destroyed a tall dark stranger saves her to which she breathily exhales, "that's the third time you've saved my life." Despite this auspicious starts, the main character is a strong woman, and a member of the Knight Guard of Housman, a group of knights that does not usually include women. Her main role is patrolling the village's market ridding it of trouble.
     The episode hits its stride when her sword is destroyed in battle, and because of it's sentimental value she wants to repair it rather than simply replace it. Her quest brings her to Luke, the sacred blacksmith of the title, and the same young man who saved her at the beginning of the episode. While Cecily admires him for saving her, he is apathetic to him, setting up a classic romantic comedy set up. Though their romance never takes off in the pilot episode, the set up is silly enough that it would be difficult for it to come to a satisfactory conclusion.
     The mythology of the episode, a war that is still having major implications on the society and competing government factions are intriguing, but certainly not so interesting that I'm invested in learning more about them.
     The major antagonist, a group of bandits, that you know are the bad guys because they dress in darker colors, and stand in shadows, seem motivated by little more than their desire to be bad.
     The other reoccurring character from the first episode were Cecily's breasts, which it seemed none of the men old or young could manage to avoid ogling, and considering that Cecily is portrayed as a young teenager is rather discomforting.
     The opening credits had to be subtitled, but the remaining dubbing was done well enough that it was never distracting.
     If you love anime, there's probably nothing I could say that could keep you from watching The Sacred Blacksmith, but for everyone else there's nothing really here for you.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Miami Vice

Sonny and Rico, could there be anyone cooler? Honestly I have no idea. I had never seen an episode of the mid '90's hit Miami Vice, until this afternoon. Netflix recently added all 5 seasons of the show to their instant play today, March 28th.

The Pilot Episode is entitled "Brother's Keeper" and begins with a strange "Last Time on Miami Vice" considering that as the pilot episode there never was a last time. The effect though, was that I felt like I was getting thrown into a series that was already moving on all cylinders. It certainly kept me interested, however, one of the things I appreciate about watching TV on Netflix is that I can start at the beginning and learn about all of the characters, so that I get every little inside joke. So in that regard it felt like a miss for me, but as an experience of sitting back and watching some episodic television it wasn't bad.

I was surprised that the episode managed in many respects to feel like a modern period piece. The action stayed ramped up, but the costumes, dialogues, and even the dated chauvinism, reminded me of watching Mad Men, except you know with one dimensional characters.

The story line fell into familiar cop show procedural tropes, drug dealing, undercover officers, a leak in the department, and car chases galore.

The excellent cinematography and location shooting, definitely manage to stand up after 25 years, though no one would mistake the quality for HD.

In the end, if you wish Netflix would finally get NCIS, and yet you are still young enough to have not seen Miami Vice the first time around, this might be the show for you.

Netflix Today

So, I love television, and I love television reviews, but I'm finding more and more that I'm finding TV shows to watch on Netflix. I hear my friends say all the time, "What's a good TV show I could catch on Netflix." I think that Netflix does a pretty good job recommending shows to me, but sometimes I just can't help but want a personal touch, someone to recommend something to me out of the thousands of TV shows available something, that I actually want to watch. Every day I'll have a new TV review, and I'll usually focus on those that have just become available. I hope you enjoy, and I hope this blog can help increase your joy of television.